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The Rise and Fall of Hope and Change

Wednesday, February 10 2010 00:00
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If I could move I'd teabag this asshat. Sure Harry's is nice, but Rahm has a DANCER'S ass. Damnit, I forgot my Fisting Kit. Here's to The People's Republic of China for financing this party and all our other reckless spending. As I do this potion spell, bring Obama a presidency from hell. Sprits black, black as night, bring him pains of flesh tonight! I'll get the lotion. We pwned Obama again. w00t! What does it take to get this crowds attention? If didn't want people to watch me I would have stayed at work. I wonder if these 'Service' employees are unionized? Uh ah um I can't uh ah um where is uh ah um that uh ah um teleprompt thingy. Since I've been such a good Houseboy, will you buy me a new shorty robe. I wonder if beating an insolent intern with one of my boob belts would be considered torture? Senator John Blutarsky: Seven Years of College down the drain! John Edwards hiding his head in shame, even though he has none. You didn't bring me a pizza! Well then, no cigar for you. Ooh Ooh Ooh here comes that thrill! I'm a little tea pot, Short and stout Here is my handle Here is my spout… Gawd, these progressives and their creeping socialism makes my head hurt. Tens of millions were killed under my rule and they can't even get healthcare death panels passed. RELEASE THE DOVES! I had no clue being a Whitehouse intern would be such a degrading job…oh no Michelle is looking at me, if I have to massage the corns on her feet again I'm going to lose it. Y'know, I could buy and sell these people…oh, but I already did! That Oprah is one clean and articulate broad. Who wants to suckle the government teet? I'm sooo wasted I think this horse is talking to me. I'm certain the rental cost on this toga is tax deductible. Want to play socialized medicine? If one more person mistakes me for Ron Jeremy, I swear to Allah I'll blow the hell out of this place. Where's Chris Dodd? I know he'll want a bite of this waitress sandwich. Where did I go wrong? You call this a party? When do the executions start?

Special thanks you to my comrades at ThePeoplesCube.com who contributed to above comments, Ivan Betinov, Commissarka Pinkie, Obamugabe, and Grigori E.R..

Party guests from left to right: Tim Geithner, John Kerry, KSM, Oprah, Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, Axelrod, Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, Party Crashers #1, Rahm Emanuel, Eric Holder, Party Crashers #2, Harry Reid, John Edwards, Bluto, Andy Stern, Bill Clinton, Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Barney Frank, Kevin Jennings

Statues left to right: Che Guevara, Saul Alinsky, Obama, Chairman Mao, Lenin

If you'd like to leave a comment there is a thread at ThePeoplesCube.com where you can do so.

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